group chats are where plans go to die

monday: "we should totally hang out this weekend!"
tuesday: 3 people react with thumbs up
wednesday: someone suggests saturday
thursday: "what time saturday?"
friday: 47 messages, still no time decided
saturday morning: "are we still doing this?"
saturday 2pm: crickets
saturday 8pm: "sorry just saw this!"

we have the technology to split atoms but can't coordinate dinner