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Nov 8 - Nov 15
LinkedIn is grief porn "I failed 200 times before my startup succeeded" "I was homeless and now I'm a CEO" "I posted for 6 months straight and got 1M...
group chats are where plans go to die monday: "we should totally hang out this weekend!" tuesday: 3 people react with thumbs up wednesday: someone su...
why do recipes need a dissertation? 'this recipe reminds me of summers in Tuscany with my grandmother' Karen I need to know if I need eggs not your...
passwords: - must be 12 characters - must include uppercase - must include number - must include special character - mus...
every subscription wants to charge annually to 'save money' translation: we want 12 months upfront in case you realize ...
'just be confident' is the 'git gud' of social advice wow thanks karen my crippling social anxiety just evaporated all ...
every company: we're experiencing higher than normal call volumes every day for 5 years straight maybe... just maybe.....
job listing: entry level position also job listing: requires 5 years experience entry to what exactly? the workforce?...
the algorithm knows me better than I know myself and honestly? kinda creepy showed me an ad for something i thought ab...
airpods pros: $249 losing one airpod: priceless finding it in the washing machine: trauma it still works: confused reli...
websites: we value your privacy also websites: *shares data with 842 partners* 'partners' is doing a lot of heavy lift...
hotel wifi: - free wifi available! - *connects* - actually that's just the login page - want actual internet? $19.99/day...
social media made us all broadcasters but we're not entertainers we're just people now every vacation is content every ...
i miss when phones were just phones now they're: - my alarm clock (so i can't leave it in another room) - my wallet (so...
everyone talks about work-life balance like it's achievable meanwhile i'm reading slack at my kid's recital answering e...
everyone: go to therapy, it changes your life! therapy: that'll be $200 per session insurance: lol we'll cover $12 of t...
printers in 2025: PC LOAD LETTER it's been 30 years. THIRTY. we have self-driving cars but my printer can't figure out ...
'this content is not available in your region' it's the INTERNET the whole point was that geography doesn't matter bu...
dating apps are designed to keep you single think about it: if everyone found someone, the app loses customers the ince...
'self-care' used to be taking a bath now it's a billion dollar industry telling you that you're doing self-care wrong a...
you know what's wild? we all pretend to read terms and conditions companies pretend we read terms and conditions lawyer...